New forms? LET'S QQ MOAR

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So, guys, new forms! Finally! We got bear form, and cat form coming next week, and later, tree and moonkin form!

Let the forum and wow.com whining begin! /popcorn

"Like i said in my original post the new form is terrible."

"3 years of nerfs and class isssues never made me rerroll but this might." (LOL!)

"The NE Bear suxz I actually think the old skin looks much better it’s meaner looking. My biggest beef is that they missed the opportunity to do something really kewl which would be to make Feral Druids different then Resto/Boomkin wanna b’s." (Uh, excuse me?)

"Druids aren't getting new forms. The same old forms are getting a re-skin. Tanks are still bears. Dps'ers are still cats. You'll just be a different color." (Well.... of course the tanks are still bears. What, did you want tanks to suddenly look like, I dunno, Hand Banana?)

"Meh, my opinion is that these ones still look hideously ugly."

And then!

"People should be appreciative. You're getting 10 new skins to choose from Instead of 2 you were assigned..... Be cool. Quit complainin' when you're given good new things."

"I have never seen a community so full of horrible negative ingrates in my entire life. If I were on the art team I would just stop the release, seriously, you people don't deserve a god damn thing. Blizzard didn't update your art for 5 years, now they finally do it and you spit in their faces."

"Stop stereotyping all druids saying they are incredibly !%%%%y and ungrateful of the new models just because a very small portion of the druid community doesnt like them. I am happy and love the new models, so please dont classify every druid as an ungrateful @$%#. "

And my favorite 'off-topic' post I ran across:

"I don’t know about my fellow druids but I now hate flying in swift flight form it’s slow and has become a chore instead of the joy it use to be."

o.O Seriously?! HAHAHAHA. You can INSTA-SHIFT.


Everyone, QQ moar.

EDIT: There WERE quite a few posts of people who really liked the new forms. I didn't include them because, well, they weren't funny. ;) But yes - there are MANY people out there who are happy with these changes!

What's my opinion? I think they look neat. It doesn't affect me all that much, so any change is exciting. It doesn't have to be 100% perfect. I can't wait to see tree forms, though! =)

This post's got it right:

"But - I want to attack cats and bears that wear helmets and capes."

And the subsequent blue post:

---Due to some of the feedback we've received concerning the new druid bear forms, we've decided to make some changes with how we intended to approach cat form. Here is a glimpse of the new direction. http://www.funnycatsite.com/pictures/Nice_Helmet.jpg


As I've said before, all I want is this:

CATS. With THIS.


BAM:












And when I say *all* I want is this, I mean, I want this, AND I want to look better than Applebough in tree form.

/tar Applebough
/shakefist
/glare

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Applebough! Your days are numbered!

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Applebough and I have a bone to pick.

First of all, just look at him.




He sits around Dalaran selling the same old fruit every day. He's got his cute little shop with the cute little wheels, his cute little blood elves and draenei coming around buying his fresh apple juice, telaari grapes, his tundra berries. Like he's SOMEONE.

Well Applebough, let me tell you this.

Just because your leaves are greener than mine, and you're slightly larger in stature than me, and you get pretty girls to buy stuff from you, doesn't mean you're better than me!!! RAWR

/breathe

But if we look further into the true nitty gritty of the situation and do some deep soul searching, or psychoanalysis (either or), we can see that really it comes down to one issue.

I mean, look at me.



I'm dull. I look downright *scrawny*. My leaves....they're always brown.

/sigh


I just wanna be like Applebough....


Here's what I propose to you (you, aka, Blizzard).

Make our leaves change with the seasons.

How *cool* would that be!

Check it out:

Summer druid, activate!


Spring druid, activate!


Fall druid, activate!


Winter druid, activate!



And yeah, I know that 1. Winter druid looks like she's got 4 huge dreadlocks coming out of her head, and 2. Spring druid looks like she's got green maggots crawling on her head, and 3. Summer druid looks like she's got a green spraypainted afro on her head. Just go with it. I'm sure Blizz can fix them up a wee bit, make 'em look more professional. You know. Maybe use something other than Paint. (And yes, Maer, I know that you told me about that other program, but when I found out about it I was already like 90% done with my painstaking Paint job. Next time, I'll go with your suggestions =D)

So until Blizzard hears my plea, all I can do is stare at Applebough with envy, and pray that one day, he starts selling his green leaves. And glue. Or tape.

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